Who IS THIS GUY!?
Shane Geller
aka Sweats McApeman
aka Ape$weat
Filmmaker. Comedian. Rapper.
For my entire life, I have been attempting to join the ranks of the Jacks of all Trades, Masters of all Trades. A very exclusive and elusive group, with some notable names including Jamie Foxx, Donald Glover, Leonardo DaVinci, and both Phineas and Ferb. In 2009, I became the class president in 6th grade, and since then, my stock has only been rising. I can catch any object thrown at me with relative ease. If there was a SportsCenter Top 10 for catching things that I have also just dropped, I’d be at least Top 7 weekly. One time, I was at Benihanas and the chef tossed a shrimp in the air, as they are known to do, and I caught it in my mouth so well, I was scouted as a back-up right fielder for the Houston Astros.
All of these incredible feats of both mind and body aside, I really do just love creating and I hope anyone who sees this enjoys seeing what I’ve created!